"A really great man is known by three signs... generosity in the design, humanity in the execution, moderation in success."
This excerpt cable from the late Herman Kloppernauss, sent while he was receiving treatment for a rare bone and liver disorder, really sums up the modern view of Joe Frankenheimer. It was a great loss to the Cause that Herman passed away quietly in his hotel room (Room 4, 720044, Prospect Mira 93, Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan) in the early hours of last night. He will be missed by every member of the Cognoscenti whose lives he enriched with his razor sharp wit and his accute understanding of the life of Joe Frankenheimer.
"When Underwear Goes Bad"
Strange, really that the title of my latest oration would whip up such frenzy.
It was last week that I first gave this talk to a packed cellar in the outskirts of Ol' Moscow Town in Wichita (upstate NY). The attendees, including myself and my monkey, were overjoyed at the response. Little Jojo was naughty later in the evening, and well deserved the thorough spanking I gave him.
It has come to my unfortunately rabid attention that one Presley, E. (Esq.) has been spotted dead in front of the Cognoscenti Crimes Commission (referred to by the secret code of KKK) violently disrupting the studious prayer, respect and particularly generous activities of well-wishers, members and the unemployable youth.
The discovery of a crannog in the vicinity of Aberfeldy is not thought to be of relevance.